girlgoesgrrr:

pwn’d by his own bigoted stupidity.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.

(Source: atheistcartoons)

(Reblogged from girlgoesgrrr)

Superhero Penguin

  • Me: He's like The Hulk of penguins. ... No, he's the BATMAN of penguins.
  • B: What? You can't go from The Hulk to Batman.
  • Me: I just did.
  • B: It doesn't work like that. Either he's huge, muscular and discoloured--
  • Me: he looks like Batman.
  • B: Technically all penguins look like Batman.
  • Me: I KNOW! It's why they're so awesome!

truebluemeandyou:

Bad Decisions Make Great Stories by  Ross Moody st 55 Hi’s here. Example: when I put my love of cockatoos in my email address (because I have a pet cockatoo) and later found out that AOL had shortened incoming email addresses and my friends had been deleting all my emails for several years because they thought it was a porn site. See? Bad decision, great story.  

LOL!

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fahrlight:

“If I was a Pokemon, I’ll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff.”
— Robert Downey Jr. (rdjsaidwhatnow)
That is why I love him!

B: *reads this* I think he’d be a good psyduck.Me: Why?B: Because that’s what I’d want to be.

fahrlight:


“If I was a Pokemon, I’ll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff.”

— Robert Downey Jr. (rdjsaidwhatnow)

That is why I love him!

B: *reads this* I think he’d be a good psyduck.
Me: Why?
B: Because that’s what I’d want to be.

(Reblogged from basedworm)

genderqueer:

Argentina JUST PASSED a groundbreaking gender identity bill!!!

From now on, people will be able to change the name and gender on their ID without needing psychiatric permission or any body modifications. Furthermore, anyone who does want hormones or surgery will be able to access them for free through the public and private health system.

It was passed unanimously today by the Senate :-D

(Reblogged from stfuconservatives)

East Coast Bloggess

  • Me: I keep hoping that the Bloggess will announce tour dates here.
  • B: *blank stare*
  • Me: I'd have to go! But so far all her tour stuff has been east coast, near Texas because that's where she lives.
  • B: ...Texas isn't the east coast.
  • Me: They're more east than us, SO THEY'RE EAST COAST!
  • B: *holds up tightly pinched fingers* Only a little.

Bird Whedon

  • Me: *walks out of room to hang towel up*
  • Murdock: B-b-b-b-b-b-biiiiiiiiiiiird!
  • Me: *comes back* Murdock, am I not allowed to walk out of the room for two seconds?
  • B: Murdock is the Joss Whedon of the bird world: if everything isn't exactly how he envisions it, he throws a fit and cancels it.
(Reblogged from stfuconservatives)

How to report that Facebook account

stfuconservatives:

Reader doctorbee submitted how to report John Riopka, the guy with the racist timeline photo. Below a cut for the partial image - TRIGGER WARNING for graphic violence.

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Please follow the steps and report the picture. I had trouble figuring it out (for me the options were: report/block>report>inappropriate>timeline photo>violence>write a comment). The picture is VERY graphic and disturbing of a lynching so beware.

(Reblogged from stfuconservatives)
(Reblogged from slutwalkdenver)